The Carrot Cake

Me: “What was my stepfather’s favorite kind of cake?”

My Mom: “Lemon cake.”

Me: “But I thought he liked carrot cake.”

My Mom: “No, he always asked for lemon cake, but I made him carrot.”

Corn on the Cob

My spousal unit made corn for dinner tonight. She gave everyone a cob except herself. I was a little suspicious about this, and my mind went to the most logical reason…she had poisoned them. But the corn looked pretty tasty, so I decided to risk it. I have to say the strychnine added a little something to it.