Friday, July 20, 2007

The Boss's Chair

Have you ever been tempted to sit in your boss's chair naked? Now don't you go shaking your heads like I'm nuts. I know I'm not the only one out there that has had this impulse. Now I wonder how many of you, that have secretly had this desire, have actually acted on it.

Well, I have. That's right...I sat in my boss's chair naked. (Come on, you knew that was coming. Why would I even bring it up, if I hadn't done it?) I was up at work late one night, working on a project that she claimed had to be done pronto. Needless to say I would have rather been doing a hundred other things. So, to show my disgust at the situation I decided I needed to do something to her. But what to do that would be relatively harmless, and yet would still make me laugh every time I saw it?

So I dropped my drawers and rubbed my bare, naked bottom all over her chair! I doubt she ever noticed, but it always made me smile. Almost as much as dropping the pen that she always chewed on in the toilet!