I told my wife tonight that I was on a diet. She asked me
what kind of diet could I possibly need to be on. I said that I'm on the keep
me alive diet. I don't want to go before my time. I want to make it all the way
until the day I die. She said that of course I'll be there on the day I die. I
told her that she was finally encouraging and supporting me with the kind of
positivity I need.
