Can
you imagine if the letters of the alphabet had personalities? And what’s more
if they were forced to live in a house with each other like on one of those
reality shows.
- “A” would be the muscle bound guy who always has his
shirt off, sporting the great hair and the ‘it’s all about me attitude.’
Because it all starts with him, and honestly there’d be no alphabet
without A.
- “B” would be the cute girl who is dating A.
- “C” would be third wheel who hates A because he’s
secretly in love with B. He’s always trying to point out A’s flaws to B in
an effort to prove that she could do better. “C! Right there! Did you C
that?!”
- “K” would be the quiet, thoughtful one that listens to
everything and processes. Most people forget he’s there, because he’s so
silent.
- “M” would be the one that agrees with everyone. “Mmmm,
hmmm.” “For god sake, M, stop agreeing with everyone and have an opinion
of your own!”
- “Q” would be the homosexual one that wears an ascot
with his pajamas. “There’s no reason you can’t look good just because
you’re sleeping.”
- “X” would be the pale, almost translucent, Emo one with
black hair and dark clothes.
- “Y” would be the impatient, sarcastic one that
questions everything. “Y? Y would you do that?! It doesn’t even make
sense!” He has an issue with M for not thinking for himself, and he has an
issue with L for using the lowercase form and looking like I.
- “Z” would be the one that sleeps 16 hours a day.
