I had to cut my hair last night. I actually cut it pretty short. I needed to change my look completely…to become unrecognizable. You see, I’m on the run. I placed a bad bet on a bad tip during the Synchronized Swimming Championships. I put it all on China, and then they got disqualified when it was revealed that three of their team members were only seven years old.
Apparently, disqualification still counts as a loss to a bookie, and now he wants me to pay up. Where am I supposed to get that kind of cash? It’s not like I have $22.65 just sitting around somewhere! I don’t know what I’m going to do. These guys are serious!
