Thursday, November 4, 2021

West Target Story

Something was going down in the Target today.  I walked right into the middle of a stand-off between the plus-sized mannequins and the stick-thing mannequins.  Nobody was moving, but you could feel the tension all over the entire store.  I was waiting for the two sides to start snapping their fingers as they did a choreographed dance around each other.  My money was on the plus-sized mannequins.  They looked more than capable of holding their own against the undersized and overmatched skinnier mannequins across the aisle.