Paper or Plastic?

I went to Walmart one day and the cashier asked me how I was doing. I replied, "I'm having the worst day of my life. I'll probably go home and kill myself."  She replied, "Thats nice. Would you like paper or plastic." I said, "Plastic, so I can wrap it around my head when I get home and suffocate myself."  She said, "You got it, plastic it is."

New TV

A friend of mine bought a new 70" TV cheap. I've never heard of the brand, but it sounds Japanese, so I'm sure it's fine. He said its from a company called Yomama.