D.R. got a call from his credit card company today.  Apparently, someone in California was trying to use his Debit Card to pay for a colonic irrigation.  D.R. told them it wasn’t him, but if he ever gets his hands on the guy, the guy will have more than just a tube shoved up his butt. 
Like D.R.'s foot, perhaps?  Is anyone else thinking Red Foreman?