A house around the corner put some decorative rocks in their flowerbed. This declaration isn’t all that astounding on its own. However, two semi-round rocks were placed next to each other with a slight space in between them, and with their pinkish coloring, the effect looks like a large bum protruding from the dirt getting sunburned in the afternoon sun. Every time I drive by them, I get the distinct feeling that this was done on purpose to unsubtly moon all of the passing cars. Which if I’m honest, does not offend me so much as makes me laugh.
