Friday, May 29, 2026

R.I.P. Chauncey

In Memory of Chauncey “Sometimes” Green, the most chill lizard that I’ve ever seen. On Saturday, Chauncey succumbed to injuries sustained after being eaten by a roadrunner near his home in Lantana. Chauncey will be remembered for his unending devotion to keeping the bug population in control on and around the blackberry bush. He is survived by his best friend, Derek, who asks for privacy as he mourns the loss of his friend. Rest in Peace, Chauncey.