I remember this one time in college when the fire alarm went off at two o’clock in the morning. I was living in the dorms at the time with my roommate, and before I even had a chance to grab a shirt and flip flops, the hall monitor was banging on the door. My roommate, who was notorious for never leaving the dorm without socks or a hat, took his time to get properly attired. So, we found ourselves in relatively good shape as we made our way outside. Not everyone was so lucky. There were lots of guys in their underwear. One guy was in only a towel, still wet from a shower. But the best had to be the guy who came downstairs with not one, but two smoking hot girls wearing nothing but his t-shirts. Despite breaking several dorm rules by having girls in his room after hours, he stood there completely unashamed, arms wrapped around them as they snoozed on his shoulders. But honestly, what man is going to deny that guy his ménage à trois when almost every man was looking at him with envy?!
