Saturday, December 8, 2018

Grandma Balboa

I was sitting here today, working on my blog, and I was doing some research on one of the stories.  All of a sudden, I noticed off to the side of the article an ad for a breaking news story about a 90-year old grandma that was viciously kicked during an unprovoked assault.  The article has video footage of the assault, as well as an inset of the bruised and battered grandma.  Just below that is another ad that shows a very similar-looking grandma in spandex shorts and running shoes training at a high school track.

I don’t think this is coincidence, and I pity the man that attacked her.  Because obviously this grandma is not taking this attack lying down.  She’s about to go a-la-Rocky-Balboa on his butt!  I saw Rocky IV, when he was running up a mountain in the snow.  The next picture in this series is going to be the grandma bench-pressing a cart full of people in Siberia.  If I were you, Mr. Idiot-Who-Attacked-a-Grandma, I would run.  She’s coming for you, and she’s got blood in her sights!

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