Uber Black

Javan: “My mom is almost here. The Uber Black picked her up about fifteen minutes ago.”
Spousal Unit [whispering]: “Did he just say Uber Black? What’s that?”
Me: “It’s an Uber only for black people. You don’t know about it, because you’re always taking Uber White.”
Spousal Unit [suspiciously]: “Really?”
Me: “Sure. It’s like a Cadillac Escalade with chrome and 24” rims. White people can’t handle something that nice, so we end up in beat up Toyota Corollas with the bumper duct taped on and food wrappers all over the floor.”
Spousal Unit: “I think you’re taking the piss right now.”
Me: “No, I went earlier.”