Insane

Me: “I know it should be obvious, but I feel like I still need to verbalize it. Can you please make more of an effort to coordinate the clips you’re using to close the cereal bags to the color of the cereal box?”
Spousal Unit [laughing]: “Absolutely not! I will not be held accountable for that kind of craziness. If you want to be in charge of that, help yourself.”
Me: “This is a perfectly reasonable request. I’m not sure why it’s not keeping you up at night, like it is for me.”
Spousal Unit: “Because I’m not insane!”
Me: “Pfft! That’s something an insane person would say. Besides, your refusal to coordinate the clip color to the box color would suggest otherwise.”