Goofy

Spousal Unit: “Do you know what I heard today? Apparently, they found another planet in our solar system. It’s a lot like Pluto, but a little larger. It apparently has more gas though.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but how can they tell that it farts more than Pluto?!”
Spousal Unit [laughing]: “I don’t know, but they gave it a stupid name, something with letters and numbers.”
Me: “I’m sure it’s named G00FY, since you said it’s similar to Pluto.”
Spousal Unit: “Please stop.”