Gender Identification

My spousal unit discovered that she had an issue today in her lab. When breeding mice, it’s important to keep track of which is male and which is female. But what do you do when the mice identify as a different gender than the one assigned at birth? She couldn’t figure out which cage to put them in. Some requested special accommodations, and others got their lawyers involved. By the time she got it all sorted, the mice were too old to be used, and the whole experiment was scrapped. Just when she thought she finally had a plan, some of the mice requested gender reassignment. Then, my spousal unit had to remove them from the experiment, because they had an unfair advantage over the other mice!