The Incredibly Shrinking Pants

J.D.’s husband was complaining that his pants didn’t fit anymore. He could barely get them buttoned. J.D. told him it was because he was getting fat. He replied, “I’m not getting fat. My pants must be shrinking. I think every time we do the laundry they shrink a little more. Maybe you shouldn’t wash them as often.” She was laughing too hard to come up with an intelligent response.