Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Worth More Alive

Sometimes, I'm a pain in the keister...a downright turd.  Sometimes, I antagonize my wife, just because I'm bored.  I know I shouldn't.  I just can't help it.  I think the only reason my wife hasn’t offed me yet is that I’m worth more alive than dead.  I mean sure, I have a $90,000 life insurance policy if I die; but alive, she can collect on the reoccurring revenue.

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