Friday, July 13, 2007

The Quarter

Have you ever given someone a quarter and then immediately turned around and asked if you could borrow a quarter?

I think that would be funny.

The Smelly Finger

Why is it when you get something smelly on your finger that you always feel the need to share it with someone else? “Oh man, that stinks! Hey, Chris, come over here and smell this.” And why is it that they always smell it?! And then they always seem amazed when it actually stinks. Did they think you were lying?

But what is even worse is that you will almost always smell it again. More than likely you will smell it several times. It becomes addictive. You know it stinks, but you just can’t seem to pull away. It is like seeing something repulsive, but you can’t avert your eyes.

Yeah, why is that?