Awhile
back, my spousal unit moved to Los Angeles for three months to take an acting
class. I asked her if she had had any celebrity encounters while she was there,
and she said just one. She was parked at a stoplight one day when a beautiful
Aston Martin pulled up beside her. She looked over and saw Jason Statham in the
car. I asked her if he’d tried to flirt with her, being that he was a notorious
womanizer. She said, “Unfortunately not.”
Wait…what?!
