My
wife and SR went to the spa today, and they were talking about their
pasts. SR was telling my wife about her
first husband and about how God used those experiences to lead her to her
current husband. I looked my wife
straight in the eyes, and I asked, “Did you tell SR about your first husband?” She replied, “I don’t have a first husband.”
I
threw my hands up in the air in exasperation and exclaimed, “What am I?! Flying liver?!” I’m now starting to understand why she still
hasn’t acknowledged that she’s married to me on Facebook. I mean it’s been 14 years! What do I have to do to get out of the
probationary period?!
