MR
often asks about my spousal unit at the end of our conversations. Usually he ends with, “Tell her to take her
right hand and put it on her left shoulder. Take her left hand and put it on her
right shoulder...” The usual direction after that is for her to squeeze and give
herself a hug from MR. This time I jumped in before he could complete it, and I
said, “And tell her to wait while we tighten the straight jacket?” It was so
unexpected that MR started laughing raucously.
