I went to Walmart one day and the cashier asked me how I was
doing. I replied, "I'm having the worst day of my life. I'll probably go
home and kill myself." She replied, "Thats nice. Would you
like paper or plastic." I said, "Plastic, so I can wrap it around my
head when I get home and suffocate myself." She said, "You
got it, plastic it is."
