I saw a commerical on TV for one of those on-line dating sites, and I joked with my wife that we should sign up for it and see if it matched us together. She told me absolutely not. When I asked her why not, she said it was because I might end up meeting someone better. Which is just ludicrous, because that’s impossible. There is nobody better than my wife.
When I told B.D. about it, he said he’d be afraid to try it too. He said knowing his luck the thing would come back and say he and his wife had a 4% compatibility match. Or worse, his wife would end up on the “Under no circumstances should you date this person…” list.