When I bought my Toyota Corolla, I made sure to get the "S" model, because it looked sportier. M.C. also has a Corolla, but he just has the "LE" model. He was trying to explain to me one day why his car was better...6-disc CD changer, fake wood accent, tinted windows, etc.
I stopped him and asked, "But do you have white gauges?"
He replied, "White gauges? What are you talking about?"
I said, "Well, the 'S' model has white gauges in the dashboard."
He just looked at me funny and reluctantly asked, "And that does what for you, exactly?"
I said, "Well, it means my car can go faster than yours. So, who cares about all that other stuff?!"
