It started out as a little harmless fun. I made it back to
my car in Borderlands 2 first, so I thought I'd push his car away a little so
he'd have to walk a little further. Being as I was backing up, I didn't notice
that there was a volcano behind me. And what started out as harmless hazing
ended up with Chris' car in the lava. I did the only decent thing you can do at
that moment, and I drove away before he got back. I told him that a bandit had blown
up his car. Of course he asked why I didn't try to stop the bandit or at least
hang around to give Chris a ride to the nearest Catch A Ride.