Today
is my wife’s birthday, so I want to pay homage to it by recounting one of our
best dates. Way back when we were in
Missouri, we had stopped off one night at Pizza Hut for dinner. I know that it wasn’t the fanciest date, but
it’s about the time together, not the price of the food. Now, pay attention! This Pizza Hut (and maybe all Pizza Huts) was
notorious for the time it took to get your food, sometimes taking over an hour
even when the place was completely dead…like it was this night. So, we had lots of time to talk and catch
up. However, this can only last so long
before my playful side takes over, and without warning, I picked up my straw
and blew the wrapper at her right in the middle of her sentence.
The
look of shock and horror on her face was priceless. Her eyes oozed, “how dare you!” at me like
daggers. The feeling of betrayal and
outrage was written all over, as I grinned gleefully back at her. But this was to be short-lived as she grabbed
up her straw and blew the wrapper back at me.
However,
her aim was not quite as good as mine, and the wrapper flew over my right
shoulder and landed on the pizza of the family behind me. The pizza that they had waited almost an hour
to get and which had just minutes before been brought to their table. In a twist of unfairness and justice
(depending on who you ask), I was forced to walk over to their table, apologize
for the inconvenience, and retrieve the straw wrapper off their pizza.
To
this day, we still play with each other in restaurants while we wait for our
food. Personally, I hope we always do,
and forever stay kids at heart. Life it too
short to grow old without a fight.
I
love you; my wifey, my spousal unit, my best friend, and my play buddy. Happy Birthday!