There's a sign posted in my neighborhood that says,
"Lost Cat - Black with White Paws." At first I thought these people
felt like I would have felt in that situation...jubilation and exhilaration.
Then I read further and saw it say, "Reward Offered." I was confused
by this, because it seemed that they actually wanted the thing back...instead
if enjoying the freedom of a house without a worthless animal that messes with
all my crap and only shows me attention when it wants something.
That must have been a mistake.
