You know, it really is a curse to be as good looking as I am. Well, of course you don’t know! How could you? There’s nobody as devilishly handsome as I am. It’s a blessing and a curse, though. On one hand women faint at the mere sight of me, and on the other I could never commit a crime, because I’m so easily recognizable.
My poor wife, bless her soul, doesn’t trust me at all. She’s always suspicious of where I’m going and who I’m going with. She can’t help it. I’d never cheat on her, but how could she trust this face when it melted her heart easily enough?
*Sigh* Yes, a blessing and a curse.
I would hide myself from life, to keep my beauty from everyone. But I must go on. It wouldn’t be fair to deny so many deserving people the opportunity to catch even a glimpse of me.
Oh the burden I must carry!
