I was driving to training in Kansas City last week, and I passed this little gas station slash depot. The sign on the front of the depot said, “Army Surplus, Pizza, Deli, and Bait.” I must admit that that was the strangest combination of things I have ever seen. Who thinks of putting these kinds of things together? I thought putting chicken, tacos, and pizza was bad enough, but this…this is ridiculous!
“Yeah, I’d like the personal pan pepperoni pizza, a medium soft drink, a bucket of carp…and let’s see…a side of ammo, please.”
