I have actually married my wife three times. We didn’t get divorced or anything, we just
kept getting married again and again. I
guess you could say that I have already renewed my vows…twice. I know that people usually wait until later
in their marriage to go through the ceremony again, but my wife and I have
never been orthodox. So, we just decided
to get it over with right at the beginning…the very next day, in fact.
