Technologically Challenged

Last weekend I snapped my phone in half, yes that is what I said, I snapped the phone into two complete pieces. So, I had to get a new one. I am still not used to the new one yet. For instance the phone came with a camera on it. Apparently there is a button to take pictures on the outside of the phone. While I was trying to adjust the volume, I apparently pushed this button and took a picture of my crotch. Then while I was trying to delete the picture I think I accidentally sent it to my grandmother! I can just imagine her face when she gets that message. I hope she doesn’t recognize that it is me.