Channel My Inner Greek

With the success of the Canada trip, in that she was able to leave the country and come back again, my wife has already started making plans for a trip to Greece at the end of the summer. She wants to go for about a month, which unfortunately I can't do. I suppose I will tag along for the 2 weeks I have and then come home alone. I guess I really need to get cracking on my Greek! Although I still don't know enough to carry on a "useful" conversation. I mean, who really cares that I drank a glass of milk at school or that my cantaloupe is green?