Do
you think chickens ever play pranks on each other? Especially the ones stuck in cages? I mean what else do they have to do all day
to pass the time except to antagonize each other for their own amusement? This is how I see it going. Tom, who is a chicken located in a top cage,
is friends with Bob, who is a chicken in the cage underneath him.
Tom:
“Bob! Hey, Bob!”
Bob
[sticking his head between the bars of his cage to look up]: “What?”
Tom
[putting his backside to the bars of his cage and pooping on Bob’s head]: “Nothing!”
Bob then furiously tries to wipe his face off
with his wing, grumbling under his breath, while Tom can be heard giggling
overheard. Do chickens giggle, do you
think? I wonder what a chicken laugh
even sounds like.
