The Tide Pods

MG is a nanny for a three-year old girl. The little girl likes to help with the laundry, and her favorite part is throwing the Tide pods into the washing machine. 

But every single time, she will look at MG with a stern face and say, “We do not eat the Tide pods!” 

“I wasn’t going to.” 

“Well, we don’t do it. We don’t put them in our mouth.” 

“I’m not, but can you please put it into the washing machine?” 

“Okay, as long as you understand that we don’t do it. We don’t put it in our mouth. That’s the rule. That’s the rule!” 

“I got it. Don’t put it in my mouth.” 

“Good.” 

And then she throws the Tide pod into the machine.