Earphones

M.C. has a pair of aircraft carrier-grade earphones that he brought to work to help drown out the sounds of conversations going on around him. They have allowed him to work in a virtual vacuum. That is until J.S. started talking. M.C. said that J.S. talks so loud that he can hear him even through the earphones. So, basically these things can drown out a jet taking off from an aircraft carrier, but they can’t drown out one little Nepalese guy?!

Perhaps, the earphone company needs a new rating system. Next, you’ll be reading that the Deluxe Aircraft Carrier-Grade XForce 1 earphones are guaranteed to block up to 65% of J.S. sound.