Ninjabread Cookies

Today, I went shopping with my wife and discovered an amazing gem that I just had to buy for myself. It was a kit to make Ninjabread cookies. That's right gingerbread cookies in ninja poses! Best purchase of the day.

Automated Soap Dispensers

We just moved into a new building at work, and they had automated soap and water dispensers put into the bathroom. When you wave your hand in front of them, they turn on. The problem is that the automated soap dispenser pauses after the initial spurt of soap, then after a few seconds it drops just a little bit more into the sink. This of course greatly bothers my OCD. So today I was washing my hands and that little spurt fell into the sink, so I splashed some water over there to rinse it off. My splash was a little exuberant, and the water hit the sensor on the dispenser. Out comes another gush of soap gooping in a pile in the sink. So I splashed more water over there to wash it down. As I was drying my hands, I noticed that there was a glop of soap dangling from the nozzle of the dispenser, so I took my paper towel and wiped it off. The sensor on the dispenser detected the movement and out comes another gush of soap gooping in a pile in the sink. I had to get my hands wet again to wash it away. All told I probably wasted half a dispenser of soap just trying to wash my hands. The worst part is that I was cracking up laughing the whole time. There was someone in the stall that must have thought I had lost my mind. I can only imagine him sitting there with his foot on the door to make sure I didn't bust in on him.

Indecisive Heater

The heater at work had some indecisiveness going on today. It would rev up and blow really hard and loudly, then it would rev down and be almost inaudible. Hearing this unconsciously in the background all day created a sensation of being at the beach and hearing the waves crashing on the shore. It was nice and calming...you know...for a heater.

Glade Candles for Men

Just in time for Christmas, in an effort to appeal to a broader audience, Glade has come out with a new line of products targeted at men. The new line includes instant classics like: Sweaty Men's Room, All-day Tube Socks, Unshowered All Weekend, and Is That My Armpit? Tested on an extensive sampling of men to ensure authenticity, these new fragrances are sure to remind you of the best parts of your day.

These new scents can be found exclusively at your neighborhood Wal-Mart on the seasonal aisle. Hurry and get your favorite scent today, because they'll only be sold for a limited time.