High-End Citizens

The area that we live in contains a lot of high-end cars; like Maserati, Audi, Lexus, Lamborghini, Ferrari. Even teenagers that look like they’ve had a license for all of ten minutes are driving around in Mercedes and BMWs. And the weird part is that not only do you see the sports version of these, driven by men going through a mid-life crisis I assume, but you see a lot of SUV versions. Families going to dance class or soccer practice in an Audi SUV. We’re talking about a $70,000 car for every-day use.

After observing a large subset of the people driving these expensive cars around, I have come to one very factual conclusion. There are two kinds of people that drive Audi SUVs…successful single people and successful married people.

I guess they don’t necessarily have to be successful. They could have spent every dime they’ve ever made on that car in order to appear successful. Okay, so there’s two kinds of people that drive Audi SUVs…single people and married people. That comes from weeks of meticulous observation and study, so you can take that statement on face value. It’s true, trust me.