I had a strange dream last night where I was showing my spousal unit a photograph.
Me:
“Look at this picture. On the wall in the back, you can see a painting of a
tree. I painted it before we left our old house.”
Spousal
Unit: “That’s so cool. It looks like stained glass. And the tree is so big that
you can only see the bottom part. And are those branches curving down from the
top?”
Me:
“Yep. On one side is the sun, so the tree and branches are orange, yellow, and
red. On the other side is the moon, so the tree and branches are blue, purple,
and white.”
Spousal
Unit: “Beautiful. Who are those people in the photograph?”
Me:
“That’s my father, my ex girlfriend, and me.”
Spousal
Unit: “What are you doing?”
Me:
“We’re playing tennis.”
Spousal
Unit: “Well, why is your father hanging upside down from a harness from the
ceiling?”
Me:
“I have no idea.”
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