The Prom Date

S.M. was telling me yesterday that he broke up with his girlfriend days before his prom. He had no choice but to ask out a Freshman since all the other good girls were taken. He told me that from the get-go the date did not go well. I asked how bad it got, and he replied by saying that it got so bad that they didn't leave the prom together. Apparently, his date met someone else, and left with her instead.