Thin Walls

Okay, I was in the restroom today, and I…to put this delicately...passed wind. It was moderately loud...sort of like a brief tuba note. It was followed by someone in the women’s restroom exclaiming, "I heard that!"

Which means that it was one of three things: louder than I thought, the woman in the restroom has bionic ears, or the walls are entirely too thin between the restrooms.

Regardless, I was so embarrassed that I hid out in the bathroom for twenty minutes to make sure I didn’t run into her as she came out.