Have you ever wondered what Superman did with his clothes when he changed into costume? I think he has a fanny pack behind his cape to put them in. We all know the cape is useless, so it must just be there to hide his pack.
I wonder what else he keeps in his fanny pack. Maybe some peanuts or crackers for a little in-flight snack? Wouldn't that suck if the bag of peanuts violently tore open and all of his peanuts went plummeting to earth? Then again, I guess he could just zip down and scoop them all up.
The "fanny super pack." That almost sounds like you're getting two for one on butts when you buy in the next 30 minutes. Maybe the "super fanny pack." Not to be confused with the "just okay fanny pack." Nah, that won't work either. How about the "hide-it-behind-your-useless-cape-so-nobody-sees-what-you-do-with-your-clothes after-you-changed-into-your-costume-in-a-phonebooth-so-that-you-could-go-fight-crime in-tight-spandex fanny pack"? Yep, I think I'm onto something here!
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