Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Organic Paint

I don’t understand the point of fancy names for paint colors.  I mean you can’t just go to the store and get white paint anymore; instead it’s ochre, or cotton, or lily of the valley, or egg shell.  And there is almost no difference between them! 

But the one that really bothers me is egg shell.  Have you seen an egg shell?  There is no one color of egg.  Besides, my wife only buys brown eggs, so a shade of white doesn’t even apply.  And furthermore, I don’t think my wife would let me paint the walls egg shell unless I could confirm it was organic, because she will only buy organic eggs.  Cage free, hand fed, happy chicken eggs.  So, what would that paint color look like?

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