Personal Injury Attorney Smackdown

Why do personal injury attorneys insist on giving themselves nicknames? I see a lot of signs around town for this kind of law, and they have names on them like Jim “The Hammer” or Ryan “The Lion.” It’s ludicrous. I’d be expecting to walk into the court room and hear an announcer on the microphone.

“In the red corner, representing the prosecution with a record of 32 wins and 1 loss the reigning middleweight champion of Denton County, Carl “The Iceman” Thompson!

“And in the blue corner, representing the defense with a record of 17 wins and 10 losses the challenger, Ryan “The Lion” McKenzie!

“Our trial is brought to you today by Mike’s Hard Lemonade. If you think being in an accident with an eighteen wheeler is hard, then you haven’t tried Mike’s. Stop and grab some after the trial at any local convenience store.

“Officiating our trial today is Judge Lance “The Bulldog” Lee. He’s just finished going over the rules with our combatants, and we’re ready for our bout. Take your seats and enjoy the show. Let’s…get…ready…to…RUMBLE!!!”