Peeing (on) in the Dark

I called my brother for Father’s Day today, and I asked him how his morning was going so far. He said that his dogs had woken him up at 2:30 am, needing to go out. So, he found himself outside in the dark while his dogs ran around the yard with the sudden need to pee himself. He lives in the country with nobody anywhere close to him, so he decided he’d just pee outside too.

Now, he does have cameras set up around his property, but there’s one blind spot in the coverage. He said he’d tested it out and determined that he couldn’t be seen in this one location. This was the “pee spot.” He’d used it several times before, and the grass in this one spot was completely dead. Content he was safe from prying eyes, he let the pee fly. Unfortunately, while he was going, one of his dogs came up behind him and started peeing on the back of his leg. I guess he’d found his “pee spot” too! Needless to say, my brother was cussing under his breath as he trudged back inside to get cleaned up.