Notes from a Madman

Sometimes when I’m driving, I’ll ask Siri to take a note for me. I’ll go back months or years later and find the notes and have no idea what they mean. They could be grocery lists, I suppose, or possibly a dream I had, or a reminder for a new blog post, or maybe Siri just screwed up what I was trying to say. At this point, I have no idea anymore.

Here are some of my favorites:

• My feet stank and then I ran off and had soup
• Coming to stop and then running red light brother was cool
• Told GPS to avoid tolls GPS immediately took me to the toll road has contract with toll authority
• Waving at blind horses
• Father hanging from the ceiling in a harness

And then some of them read like headlines in a newspaper:

• Banana pudding and milk
• Leek soup makes me toot
• Smokers peeing on my suitcase
• Cucumber scented resumes
• The bus is coming