Compuwhore

S.M.’s computer, it has been discovered, is the office slut. She’s been passed around to various people more times than a best-selling library book. She has more profiles stored on her than any other computer in the office, and apparently the hard life has caused her to become bitter and unresponsive. Yesterday, she even refused to respond to mouse clicks, and S.M. was forced to discontinue working early. It is a sad tale of our society, but it does happen. We can’t all have monogamous computers.