Limbo Day

With Mother’s Day right around the corner and Father’s Day a month after that, I realized that I’m in sort of a limbo land here. I’m quite obviously not a mother if for no other reason than I’m not female. And I’m not a father yet. So, basically I don’t get a day to just lay around and be pampered. I’m sure my wife would say that that is my usual state of affairs, but barring that more true than I’d like to admit statement, I’m advocating for another holiday for guys like me. So, this year I’m celebrating the “Not a Father Yet, but Anatomically Still Could Be Day”! I really think this is going to catch on.